Ha!
. . . Or maybe Zuleika, and all will fall in love with it.
The Leica slr itself famously failed in the market. I would have expected the rangefinder FED to resurrected as a Leica-like camera, not an slr. Just the same, I did like my old Zenit E in the late 1970s, even though its shutter collapsed unrepairably after about a year. Out of nostalgia (and about ten dollars) I bought a working one about five years ago. I've used it only a couple of times since then.
I still sigh for the Zenit 3M with Helios-44, my first SLR combo, sold many years ago in a moment of weakness. Maybe cheap but sturdy, simple, excellent optics and never once let me down in 15 years without a single CLA.
The early Zenits were pretty damn good. My Zenit 3 (no M) is one of my favourites. It has an Industar-50 50/3.5, a Mir-1 37/2.8 and a gigantic Helios 40 85/1.5. That said, I don't think anyone (except maybe a real Russian nationalist) wants a *luxury* camera called Zenith. The later cameras, left behind technologically and spoiled by cheap materials, have poisoned the name.
The first FED cameras were announced as 'Soviet Leicas', but I guess the Leica name didn't stand so much for exclusivity then.