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Great auction listing for a Soviet camera

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:21 pm
by tadas
I was browsing "rangefinders" on eBay, when I found this auction listing:
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*** FED 35A USSR Soviet rangefinder film camera GOOD CONDITION! ***

Tovarisch! Gaze upon the FED 35A, a creation of the Soviet Union.

Do you want camera for taking interesting photos of tractor factory? Or do you wish to capture exciting moments at hydroelectric plant? Then FED 35A is for you!

Camera has been tested with battery and film, it works 100%! Shutter is strong like tractor, lens is sparkling clear as Siberian glacier.

Condition is VERY GOOD, only minor signs of wear. There are some small scuffs on outer case, please see auction photos for details. Small scuffs do not deter this amazing Socialist camera -- they only give it more charm!

Viewfinder is exceptionally clear, no fog or haze like in many decadent Western cameras. The superior Communist technology of FED 35A is an example of the greatness of Soviet engineering!

Included accessories: original FED lens cap. No batteries or film included. You must purchase these items with hard currency from your local capitalistic shop staffed by pitifully exploited workers.

Photographers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your Canons and Nikons! Choose the FED 35A! :)

Thanks for looking at my auction!
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Congrats to eBay user rdtmusix for the most entertaining eBay listing I've seen this year.

BTW, the camera sold for CDN$11.06 on 10 bids.

Re: Great auction listing for a Soviet camera

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:39 pm
by Martolod
dang......shut upski and take my rubels already......

Re: Great auction listing for a Soviet camera

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:55 am
by Captain Slack
Oh, that's just brilliant! :clap:

Re: Great auction listing for a Soviet camera

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:34 am
by P C Headland
:clap:

Re: Great auction listing for a Soviet camera

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:25 am
by Bennybee
I hope his auction text was intended as a joke, if not he is a retard (in both senses of the word)

Re: Great auction listing for a Soviet camera

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:56 pm
by PFMcFarland
It's called "Marketing", Benny. Sovietski Kamera style.

PF

Re: Great auction listing for a Soviet camera

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:44 am
by OpenWater
PFMcFarland wrote:It's called "Marketing", Benny. Sovietski Kamera style.

PF
Yup. And it worked - it captured our attention.

Re: Great auction listing for a Soviet camera

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:32 am
by Mike Kovacs
I suppose an ad for one of my pre-war Contaxes expounding the threat of the Bolshevik Reds and the International Jewish Conspiracy would be less well received LOL

Re: Great auction listing for a Soviet camera

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 2:22 pm
by GrahamS
:-)