Scott, I would love that. Could involve some shooting, too. I'll bring the plates.
Side story: I not only have a mandolin, it's a family heirloom, which is the only reason I have one. My grandfather was a musician who played guitar and violin (and apparently mandolin) both with touring groups that came to Dallas (the family says he sat in with the Paul Whiteman Orchestra back in the 30s) and as a mariachi. When I was in high school, I was heavily involved in the music program, and this included playing in the pit orchestra for the big musicals we did every year. One year we did Carnival, which had a sort of theme song that was supposed to be played on a mandolin. I don't recall how word got to my grandfather that we needed one, but he showed up one day with it, and handed it to me. I guess he wasn't playing it by then. So I used it to play the part during the musical in addition to my usual violin section duties (same tuning, fortunately) and it stayed with me afterward.
I was too young and dumb to recognize then what I know now: it's a Martin. Wish I'd inherited his guitar (also a Martin) but it went to the other side of the family. I did get his two best violins, though, so I'm not complaining.
Robert